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MNK: Simon! How are you?
Simon: Am fine onyendu
MNK: why didn't you take up the task I gave you on radiobiafra?
Simon: onyendu! DOS asked me to submit my platforms which is were I make money for my survival.
MNK: OK. What did you do to make sure I am released after been kidnapped?
Simon: Onyendu! I did broadcast everyday, I encouraged sit at home even when DOS canceled it, I did fundraising to umueri account when DOS has shot it down. I also make sure to dethrone all members of DOS you appointed because I discovered they're all criminals and incompetent. Lastly, when they refuse me to broadcast on radiobiafra, I got my own radio that I called voice of Biafra (VOB) to prove to them they can't stop me.
MNK: you did all that?
Simon: yes, onyendu
MNK: OK, but who appointed you to do all that?
Simon: Onyendu, I did it for you and for Biafra restoration.
MNK: But, are a member of IPOB in your Finland unit?
Simon: onyendu, you know that I took oath and I am an indigenous person of Biafra.
MNK: I am also an indigenous person but I took oath to join IPOB even though I am the founder?
Simon: ------------------------------------ Onyendu, I don't like the national coordinator over there.
MNK: Simon! I said! Who appointed you a sheriff over IPOB, DOS OR ESN?
MNK: with anger. Were is the 5m I gave you?
Simon: onyendu, I am waiting for you to come out so I can report to you directly on that.
MNK: speaks silently, you're a goner this boy.
End of the road for ekperima las las.
IFE ONYE METALU, ONWERE ISI YA BURU.